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The Calm Before The Storm

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The Doctor will see you now.
Here you will see some NSFW stuff and blogs of everyday life and stuff that i stumblr across on the internets.
Im really into History, Classics, Shakespeare, Books and Comics, Roleplay and Games, and just chatting to like minded people.

Your Resident Kiwi.

dangerhamster:

five-hundred:

And this is why you always reblog RDJ

THEY DON’T TEACH FRENCH IN JAIL

theodd1sout:

This will help you write good.

racethewind10:

kayryn:

draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

With all the strength of a raging fire

As adorable as the dark side of the moooooooon

doctorwhos50th:

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#when arthur is actually rory

Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know What It’s Called

nightmaresyndrome:

mech-tech:

reblogthings:

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that is a sad number of reblogs

This was life…..

okie-dokie-froakie:

Not gonna lie, I feel like this commercial was promoting becoming a member of Team Rocket more than becoming a trainer.

For ibelieveinmartinfreeman who asked for “past/present”

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Played: 899,171 times.

iregretthisdecision:

Play the audio and let your life near completion.

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Source

I was expecting it to stop after the end of the words on the picture…but nope

Iron Man 3 IMAX Poster

brianmichaelbendis:

Wolverine by Paul Smith

brianmichaelbendis:

Wolverine by Paul Smith

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

tsundereslasher:

E.T., what about E.T.?

That moment when Jeremy realises he’s in his 40’s.

31 Days of Horror: [#17] Cube (1997)
"There is no conspiracy; nobody is in charge. It’s a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan."
modernagecomics:

Enemy Withinby joe-wright
Fan Art / Digital Art / Drawings / Movies & TV©2014 joe-wright

modernagecomics:

Enemy Withinby joe-wright

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