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The Calm Before The Storm

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The Doctor will see you now.
Here you will see some NSFW stuff and blogs of everyday life and stuff that i stumblr across on the internets.
Im really into History, Classics, Shakespeare, Books and Comics, Roleplay and Games, and just chatting to like minded people.

Your Resident Kiwi.

Dear Chairman,
It has come to our attention that you have declared war on the planet Chorus. We regret to inform you that this is a really shitty idea. Not only have you managed to annoy the people that you failed to kill time and time again, you’ve also found a way to piss off an entire planet! Now, they may not have the best equipment, and they might not be the best fighters, but as you’re aware they’ve been fighting for a very long time. And now that they’re not fighting each other, they’re more than happy to dedicate all of their time to fighting you. So, Dear Chairman, to you, and your idiotic mercenaries, we would like to say, “Bring it on, motherfuckers! We’re not going anywhere!
From your friends,
The incredibly badass, and sexually attractive Red and Blue soldiers of Project Freelancer.

P.S. - Suck our balls.

fuckin-man-suit:

Avenging Spider-Man #13  (2012) 

|Deadpool being hypnotised to kill Spider-Man

teen wolf meets cards against humanity

imnotdaredevil:

Edge of Spider-Verse #2

adorablesexyslut:

How much disposable income does this guy have? This is his VACATION home…

falloutconfessions:

“I’ve had sex with every possible character in New Vegas. (Except Benny, ‘cuz Fuck That Guy, he shot me in the head!) Yes, even the robot. Twice. I made Ed-E watch. I regret NOTHING.”
Fallout Confessions

falloutconfessions:

I’ve had sex with every possible character in New Vegas. (Except Benny, ‘cuz Fuck That Guy, he shot me in the head!) Yes, even the robot. Twice. I made Ed-E watch. I regret NOTHING.”

Fallout Confessions

kinomatika:


"The Desert seems vast, even endless. And yet, Scientists tell us that somewhere, even now, there is snow.
Welcome to Night Vale.”

Your beloved Narrator, everyone.

kinomatika:

"The Desert seems vast, even endless. And yet, Scientists tell us that somewhere, even now, there is snow.

Welcome to Night Vale.”

Your beloved Narrator, everyone.

societycottontail:

anxiousmonster:

odditiesoflife:

Curious History:  Famous Demons

you forgot the most handsome demon of all

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Prince Stolas…

Its funny because Stolas is actually my favorite.

tenaflyviper:

Meanwhile, Christopher Lee is having absolutely none of your shenanigans.

tenaflyviper:

Meanwhile, Christopher Lee is having absolutely none of your shenanigans.

defranco:

The level of stupidity amazes me. (X)

redvsboohoo:

rooster teeth challenge
one quote

Houses come and go but a home is where you make your life. You can sell your houses but a home is where people love youDon’t forget that. x

themysteryofgravityfalls:

Want to know the best way to thwart the ghost that haunts your local convenience store? Or how to crack a top secret code? Find out in this jam-packed guide featuring tips, activities, and the show’s trademark quirky humor. From Dipper’s advice on how to handle the supernatural, to unlocking codes and ciphers, to taking Mabel’s fun quizzes, this imaginative guide is sure to be a hit with fans of the show! This hardcover book in the best-selling Guide to Life format features 160 pages of hilarious journal entries, full-color images, and a double-sided pull-out poster!

Pre-order today on Amazon.com!

falloutconfessions:

“I’ve played several hundred hours of New Vegas, reached max level, and downloaded a lot of mods, but never finished the main questline. I don’t want to go…”
Fallout Confessions

falloutconfessions:

I’ve played several hundred hours of New Vegas, reached max level, and downloaded a lot of mods, but never finished the main questline. I don’t want to go…”

Fallout Confessions

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paladin-caboose:

Welp see you all in spring!

frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds