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The Calm Before The Storm

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The Doctor will see you now.
Here you will see some NSFW stuff and blogs of everyday life and stuff that i stumblr across on the internets.
Im really into History, Classics, Shakespeare, Books and Comics, Roleplay and Games, and just chatting to like minded people.

Your Resident Kiwi.

The Walking Dead cast Comic Con 2014 Portratis

damerivi:

    Evil underwater demon bananas.

My eyes are- they’re bleeding! Help! I can’t see!

orcas:

this photo is legendary 

orcas:

this photo is legendary 

wilwheaton:

omegaismymiddlename:

sirdef:

image

OH MY GOD

can we just talk about how great the joke is since David Aja the artist is also famous for doing the Iron Fist Immortal Weapons series with Fraction and his Danny Rand looks a lot like his Clint Barton 

Perfect

ohmansebastianstan:

ваши волосы стали длиннее…”
He would think she isn’t at all startled by his sudden appearance, if not for the way she halts in her movement for the briefest of moments.
“It’s been a while,” she replies nonchalantly and turns around. She crosses the room without haste and sits down across of him. They both have been trained to stare down others, never to be the first breaking eye-contact, so there is a long moment of silence as they both just sit there, assessing one another,
“What are you doing here, Barnes?” she finally asks softly. “I cannot help you.”

ваши волосы стали длиннее = Your hair is longer

prrb:

please turn on the audio for this

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zedrin-maybe:

mooncastle721:

I almost spit grape juice!

I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’

zedrin-maybe:

mooncastle721:

I almost spit grape juice!

I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’

buzzfeed:

Orlando Jones acted out emojis and it was awesome.

nihileigh:

This picture defines how I use the internet.

nihileigh:

This picture defines how I use the internet.

fashion-runways:

CHARBEL ZOE Couture 2015

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????