A lil about me:
I am, contrary to what some may tell you, really friendly and you know what? a fucken nice guy.
Also the direct translation from latin of Mortgage is Death Grip and thats something i pass onto people, because my dad passed it onto me. So fuck you bitch.
Here you will see some NSFW stuff and blogs of everyday life and stuff that i stumblr across on the internets.
Mostly tv shows, comics, movies and music, Wahammer and PC/Console gaming.
I'm happy to answer any question you throw at me, so feel free to ask me anything that comes to mind.
Drop me an question :)
Also, you are reading this in my voice..
Auckland: where most of the shit in the country happens, the skytower (which isn't actually all that tall) and insane road-raging drivers. also a shitty theme park. volcano central. ps it's the only theme park in the country.
Wellington: parliament shit, capital city of the country. also a building that is supposed to be a beehive and looks more like a dalek, all the 'cool hipsters' live here because its expensive and classy
Rotorua: smells constantly of rotten eggs and is really the only place in the north island with interesting shit going on.
Hobbiton: actually a place where the shire was filmed with a pub you can drink at and take tours around
Taupo: it used to be a volcano that shit itself so hard it literally collapsed in on itself and is now a lake that people cycle around
Waiheke Island: everyone here has dreadlocks and is slightly weird as a requirement
Hamilton: the chlamydia capital of new zealand. seriously just don't ever go here ever.
Napier: used to be earthquake central, used to have dolphins, used to have a lot of shit it doesnt have anymore
Christchurch: new earthquake central. just a fuckload of earthquakes.
Invercargill: cold as fuck and nobody really cares
Queenstown: generally the best place to holiday because of snow and the southern alps for people who actually do physical activity
Gore: lol who the fuck cares, sheep and rednecks
Dunedin: probably the only normal place in this entire fucking country
Stewart Island: the fuck is this
Southern Alps: basically any snowy mountain scene you see in the lord of the rings movies
The Entirety of New Zealand: sheep. sheep fucking everywhere. we aren't kidding you.
Nationality: we are kiwis. kiwi is a nationality, it is also a tiny flightless bird and the fruits you uncultured swines are called kiwifruits.