The calm before...

I wouldn’t say i am obsessed, that doesn’t seem like the right adjective to use concerning her. 
She’s silly and so is her family.
It warms my heart that im being thought of and talked about though, even if its horrible shit, it still makes me laugh.
I am however obsessed with Whittakers Peanut Slabs
That shits like Crack to me. 
 

Cause you, like I master Grey Face, have good taste.
 

Oh baby oh baby, mistress grey face, you certainly know how to make a gentleman blush.
why dont you message me off anon sometime? :P

It seems like a few of these would be aimed at Females, so i answered those ones with humor instead of ignoring them.

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
Kitchen Counter please :P

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
Biting my neck

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
I like to try and give said girl multiple, but if they are a one and done kinda gal, thats fine with me.

13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: Empty pot baggies lol not very kinky i know.

 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
No i havent, and i wouldn’t want to.

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience
Idk? um, done chocolate and whipped cream and ice, so im down for suggestions.
21: How big is too big:
Size doesnt matter, its how you use it. Said no man with a large penis ever. GigantorCock would be too big if i were a chick i guess, if we are talking about boobs i have no idea, i dont think i would know what to do with Titanic-sized-tits.

22: One sexual thing you would never do:
Take it up the butt

38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
Nope, not a single one. Cause i havent taken any.

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
Yes and could be persuaded to again.
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
Had sex at school before, but not that interested in whacking one out in that manner.

50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
Nah lol, i like to take photos of people, not have mine taken. 

58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
No, but i did once buy a vibrating dildo for a friend of mine, he was named “Edwardo” and she enjoyed that present very much.

68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
Shit no, i couldn’t care less, as long as they are clean i could eat out all day.

69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
Nah, not really, i mean sure every guy has probably had that passing thought once or twice or even a handful of times, but id rather someone else do it than myself, im lazy that way ;)

71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
Well, considering i have one, and Bob or Steve are my go-to choice for stupid un-creative names, but Biggus Dickus sounds about right.

77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
Complete awe

78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?
Same things i do every day Pinky, try and take over the world.
So i guess, get laid, get head, wank, take a leak and finally for the piece de resistance, do the Helicopter.


 

Eating out / going down on a chick, by far my favorite thing to do.
Other than that, its all pretty awesome.
Hottest porn? I don’t really watch enough porn to answer that one, i think girl on girl is hot, but sex is sex ya know? its all pretty hot.
If i had to choose, i would have to say Bondage.