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Here you will see some NSFW stuff and blogs of everyday life and stuff that i stumblr across on the internets.
Im really into History, Classics, Shakespeare, Books and Comics, Roleplay and Games, and just chatting to like minded people.

Your Resident Kiwi.

wordsmatty:

aellagirl:

when a boy asks me for a striptease

This would be an awesome striptease
  #nsfw    #lol    #cackling  
xxxanimeweedlord420xxx:

wonderous4chan:

/b/-Random
I’ll never understand lesbian sex

Warning: nsfw …. Unless your boss is cool

xxxanimeweedlord420xxx:

wonderous4chan:

/b/-Random

I’ll never understand lesbian sex

Warning: nsfw …. Unless your boss is cool

  #lol    #nsfw  
  #Oh My God    #tag your porn    #lol    #nom    #me  
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mrdraklin:

  #Music    #lol    #bioshok infinite  

The Most Epic Oscar Selfie In History

Watch Jennifer Lawrence get all star struck by Jared Leto’s hand on her thigh.

  #lol    #Jennifer Lawrence    #Jared Leto  
seanbonner:

The Penguin Don’t Surf

seanbonner:

The Penguin Don’t Surf

  #The Joker    #Surf    #Beach    #Surfing    #Funny    #lol    #Cesar Romero  
al3xand3rknight:

"Find me," she said, before slipping away into the dawn of New Year’s Day.
"Yeah, I’ll find you," he said, before realising all he had to go on was her first name, Katie, and the fact she was from "DC" - presumably Washington.
Reese McKee, 25, is hoping the magic of Christmas and the power of social media will reunite him with the mystery woman he met in Hong Kong last New Year’s Eve.
The Wellington man said he was in Hong Kong when he ran into Katie after they both became lost earlier in the night.
"I was just walking around and admiring the lights and found this girl just crying on the side of the road.
"I went and tried to help her out. She was lost. She’d lost all her friends.
"I just cheered her up. I sort of have this undeniably bad sense of humour that no one can resist laughing at."

They went out drinking later and eventually reunited with her friends before parting ways at 6am, he said.
Although he never got a contact number or email address, Katie’s final words, “find me”, stuck with him.
After meeting Katie, Mr McKee said he spent weeks searching for her. “But it was pretty fruitless because I had nothing to go on.
"I got the idea to use Facebook in June but the timing wasn’t right. I think this time of year people have hope for the magic (of Christmas). If nothing else, it would just be great to get in touch with her and say ‘thank you’. To say ‘Hi, how are you doing?’."
He hoped a Facebook campaign he started this week would improve his chances.
"The amount of positive feedback and comments that are flowing, it’s boggling." The page had been shared with more than 4,000 people.
Aside from her first name, the only identifying details he had of Katie was a photo of her he found on his phone the next morning.
Mr McKee conceded he is “a bit of a realist” and wouldn’t be surprised if Katie was seeing someone else. However, he was “foolishly optimistic”.
"The chances are billions to one, but I like those odds.
"Even if I could just find her and say thanks, because it’s been a life-changing year and it all started that night, really."

al3xand3rknight:

"Find me," she said, before slipping away into the dawn of New Year’s Day.

"Yeah, I’ll find you," he said, before realising all he had to go on was her first name, Katie, and the fact she was from "DC" - presumably Washington.

Reese McKee, 25, is hoping the magic of Christmas and the power of social media will reunite him with the mystery woman he met in Hong Kong last New Year’s Eve.

The Wellington man said he was in Hong Kong when he ran into Katie after they both became lost earlier in the night.

"I was just walking around and admiring the lights and found this girl just crying on the side of the road.

"I went and tried to help her out. She was lost. She’d lost all her friends.

"I just cheered her up. I sort of have this undeniably bad sense of humour that no one can resist laughing at."

They went out drinking later and eventually reunited with her friends before parting ways at 6am, he said.

Although he never got a contact number or email address, Katie’s final words, “find me”, stuck with him.

After meeting Katie, Mr McKee said he spent weeks searching for her. “But it was pretty fruitless because I had nothing to go on.

"I got the idea to use Facebook in June but the timing wasn’t right. I think this time of year people have hope for the magic (of Christmas). If nothing else, it would just be great to get in touch with her and say ‘thank you’. To say ‘Hi, how are you doing?’."

He hoped a Facebook campaign he started this week would improve his chances.

"The amount of positive feedback and comments that are flowing, it’s boggling." The page had been shared with more than 4,000 people.

Aside from her first name, the only identifying details he had of Katie was a photo of her he found on his phone the next morning.

Mr McKee conceded he is “a bit of a realist” and wouldn’t be surprised if Katie was seeing someone else. However, he was “foolishly optimistic”.

"The chances are billions to one, but I like those odds.

"Even if I could just find her and say thanks, because it’s been a life-changing year and it all started that night, really."

  #me    #my friends    #love    #lost    #sad    #cute    #funny    #lol    #America    #New Zealand    #Kiwis    #US  

noone-wouldriotforless:

kinglnthenorth:

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i love my country some days

I cackled at this

  #New Zealand    #lol    #my people    #Police  
creepypastajr:

intellivision2:

ostolero:

grawly:

idk is that gonna be enough

it’s on sale




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I once knew a girl, who carried around a mason jar full of lube in her handbag.

creepypastajr:

intellivision2:

ostolero:

grawly:

idk is that gonna be enough

it’s on sale

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large vinyl gender neutral asian

I once knew a girl, who carried around a mason jar full of lube in her handbag.

  #me    #only in Napier    #Lube    #wtf    #lol  
you are a (just a guess) glasses wearing, quiet, intelligent, shy, stoner, who is sexually frustrated but probably great in bed?

Anonymous

Sounds about right.

  #me    #lol    #ask    #question    #describe me from my blog    #Anonymous  
  #lol    #I AM THE NIGHT    #THE GODDAM BATMAN    #Batman    #Comics  

You think im a high functioning sociopath, thats kinda sweet.

  #me    #my ex    #lol  
The Bogan calling card.

The Bogan calling card.

  #New Zealand    #Bogan    #lol    #for real tho    #ripped jeans    #cannibal corpse tshirt  

frillious:

wwehs:

how to be an adult

this video is all that matters

  #never not reblog    #funny    #lol  
raybucho:

milftanks:

rosethespiritalchemist:

 #dont do that vic
I DON’T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, VIC, BUT YOU’RE GOING TO LOSE A LIMB IF YOU DO THAT

do it vic,
do it

don’t be a pussy vic

Do it so we can learn from his mistakes and do it right!

raybucho:

milftanks:

rosethespiritalchemist:

 #dont do that vic

I DON’T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, VIC, BUT YOU’RE GOING TO LOSE A LIMB IF YOU DO THAT

do it vic,

do it

don’t be a pussy vic

Do it so we can learn from his mistakes and do it right!

  #Anime    #FMA    #vic mignogna    #Fullmetal Alchemist    #lol