A lil about me:
24y/o
Male
Smoker
I am, contrary to what some may tell you, really friendly and you know what? a fucken nice guy.
Also the direct translation from latin of Mortgage is Death Grip and thats something i pass onto people, because my dad passed it onto me. So fuck you bitch.
Here you will see some NSFW stuff and blogs of everyday life and stuff that i stumblr across on the internets.
Mostly tv shows, comics, movies and music, Wahammer and PC/Console gaming.
I'm happy to answer any question you throw at me, so feel free to ask me anything that comes to mind.
Drop me an question :)
Also, you are reading this in my voice..
Kiwi
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
i think about this daily
I… Um…Just..Hello. Wow
i’ve had this saved since like, 2010 and i look at it at least once a week
For personal reasons :P
it’s so fucking humid here today it’s like
sup
I laughed so hard i spat my coke all over my screen.
steal-an-ashtray-solve-a-crime:
harry can defeat the dark lord but can’t pick up some bacon
he looks at it like he just dropped his hopes and dreams
Whoop there’s goes my bacon just like my parents and my pride.
Just like my parents
JUST LIKE MY PARENTS
And then i realised, Tumblr paints Harry with the same brush as Bruce Wayne.
(Source: filthyblood)
do you ever cry because you’re not british
tears of joy
I cry because others aren’t.
(Source: sonofabaggins)
Oh you found my old house?
Obviously i was heartbroken when i sold the old girl.
(Source: rasluka17)
… Is that… Is that a power folding chair? O_O
Presenting the mightiest of the Emperors legions, The Angry Marines, they are the embodiement of the Rage and Fury of the interwebs.
Fear them, for the badassery knows no bounds.
I looked at this and what came into my head was the best double entendre i have ever thought.
“Frostmorne Hungers…”
(Source: bedroomfairytales)
