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The Calm Before The Storm

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The Doctor will see you now.
Here you will see some NSFW stuff and blogs of everyday life and stuff that i stumblr across on the internets.
Im really into History, Classics, Shakespeare, Books and Comics, Roleplay and Games, and just chatting to like minded people.

Your Resident Kiwi.

flowersz:

boys in beanies (◕‿◕✿)

boys in plaid (◕‿◕✿)

boys in suits (◕‿◕✿)

boys topless(◕‿◕✿)

boys butts (◕‿◕✿)

bOoOoYS (⊙‿⊙✿)

"Girls" fits well too.

  #Girls in beanies    #girls in plaid    #girls in suits    #NOM NOM NOM    #me  
moseby:

I’m swiping yes

moseby:

I’m swiping yes

  #New Zealand    #look at him    #we've all done this i am sure    #me  

Depression does not always mean
Beautiful girls shattering at the wrists
A glorified, heroic battle for your sanity
Or mothers that never got the chance to say good-bye

Sometimes depression means
Not getting out of bed for three days
Because your feet refuse to believe
That they will not shatter upon impact with the floor

Sometimes depression means
That summoning the willpower
To go downstairs and do the laundry
Is the most impressive thing you accomplish that week

Sometimes depression means
Lying on the floor staring at the ceiling for hours
Because you cannot convince your body
That it is capable of movement

Sometimes depression means
Not being able to write for weeks
Because the only words you have to offer the world
Are trapped and drowning and I swear to God I’m trying

Sometimes depression means
That every single bone in your body aches
But you have to keep going through the motions
Because you are not allowed to call in to work depressed

Sometimes depression means
Ignoring every phone call for an entire month
Because yes, they have the right number
But you’re not the person they’re looking for, not anymore

by “Alexandra” Tilton, NH (Teen Ink: November 2013 Issue)
  #me    #depression    #feels like this most of the time  

skagdoll:

Cinema Fucked Up.

  #im pretty sure iv seen all the films above    #the poughkeepsie tapes    #was great imo    #M3lzar    #me    #films  

Ill just continue to dream and to watch this

shattered dreams

  #me    #this has been a post of my shattered dreams    #Marvel Comics    #MCU    #Spiderman  

Tumblr just recomended me that squirrel girla blog to follow, curiosity got the better of me again and i looked.
First new post is about how she wishes to get cancer so that she can have a relationship like in A fault in our stars.
just…i dont even know anymore.

  #squirrrelygirly is a sick girl and needs help    #this is not okay    #This has been a post    #me  

strongerthanakalashnikov:

Discovering rooster teeth is the best and worst thing I’ve ever done

Its been 11 years for me.
Still awesome to this day.

  #RvB    #Red Vs Blue    #Rooster Teeth    #youtube    #me  

Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.

(via gnarly)
  #i tried that my whole life    #turned out so well    #me  
Im so stoned right now and I remembered your blog and your awesomeness and too bad you are too far away. Wanna help me finish getting high while you teach me a lesson master?

Anonymous

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How can i help?

  #Me    #asks    #just blaze  
licklucifer:

rock-lee:

me seducing your girl

yeah c’mere bitch

licklucifer:

rock-lee:

me seducing your girl

yeah c’mere bitch

  #gpoy    #me  
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Song: Take Me Home, Country Roads
Artist: John Denver
Played: 763 times.
Source

northamericantiger:

always and forever

Fun fact: My parents said i look like John Denver when i was younger with a particular haircut.

  #Music    #John Denver    #me  

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  #this has been a post    #things i think about    #passing thoughts mind you    #me    #seriously wana know  
The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

aPPARENTLY IT’S FUCKING SCIENTIFIC FACT

definitely the latter like, i could have more fun with their electric toothbrushes than half the dudes where i live

(via kinglnthenorth)

Your issue is living in the wrong side of Clive

  #KingInthenorth    #me    #face it    #Napier people are scummy  

6 selfies that make me feel good about myself


tagged by reiasukayui

Ill tag kinglnthenorth, goldenhelikaon and fuckmebucky

  #fuckmebucky    #goldenhelikaon    #kinglnthenorth    #reiasukayui    #me    #Selfies that make me feel good about myself  

hedonisticnemophilist:

purifyed:

TALL BOYS WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND

Correction: 10/10 would definitely recommend

  #me    #i like to think so at least