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The Calm Before The Storm

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The Doctor will see you now.
Here you will see some NSFW stuff and blogs of everyday life and stuff that i stumblr across on the internets.
Im really into History, Classics, Shakespeare, Books and Comics, Roleplay and Games, and just chatting to like minded people.

Your Resident Kiwi.

No greater pleasure in life(with your pants on)

then knowing your simple existence annoys someone as much as Justin Bieber

  #me    #suck on a dick    #im still awesome    #and your a lost cause  
nicconoh:

quello sguardo birichino.

this woman warms my heart.

nicconoh:

quello sguardo birichino.

this woman warms my heart.

  #i was so happy when she was damed    #me  

notmysecret:

mastersynn:

pixalry:

The Legend of Zelda Ladies Zip-up Hoodie

Now available for pre-order at Gamer Heaven.

need

MIGHTY need

This would go well with my other Zelda hoodie.

  #me    #Zelda    #Mighty Need  

justinejoli:

f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

Magical Blue Crystals Cover an Entire Room by  Roger Hiorns

Seizure is a large-scale installation by British artist Roger Hiorns in which he used unexpected materials to transform an everyday room into a giant piece of art. To create the site-specific installation, Hiorns covered the surface of the interior with plastic sheeting. He then poured more than 20,000 gallons of boiling copper sulphate solution into the abandoned space and let the liquid cool for three weeks. As the liquid cooled, these strange blue crystalline growths began to form, covering the walls, the floors, and the ceiling. The remaining liquid was drained and sent out for special chemical recycling.             

So fucking crazy.

Yes this is cool, but we made these at school, its not hard, they are just copper sulphate crystals.

  #do they not teach this    #anywhere else    #me    #school  

arrthouse:

The best show ever.

*aggressively hums theme song*

  #me    #Marvel    #Xmen    #90's kid    #fucken love this  

urrectum:

tryna talk to girls

  #GPOY    #me    #like seriously    #why do i even say things  
reallyreallarrylove:

katnisshawthorn:

dark-of-the-void:

Next Time You’ll Know Better
Have you ever walked into a room and found a vampire?
No, not the sexy kind, but a foul creature with bony limbs and ashen skin? The kind that snarls as you enter, like a beast about to pounce? The kind that roots you to the spot with its sunken, hypnotic eyes, rendering you unable to flee as you watch the hideous thing uncoil from the shadows? Has your heart started racing though your legs refuse to? Have you felt time slow as the creature crosses the room in the darkness of a blink?
Have you shuddered with fear when it places one clawed hand atop your head and another under your chin so it can tilt you, exposing your neck? Have you squirmed as its rough, dry tongue slides down your cheek, over your jaw, to your throat, in a slithering search that’s seeking your artery? Have you felt its hot breath release in a hiss against your skin when it probes your pulse—the flow that leads to your brain? Has its tongue rested there, throbbing slightly as if savoring the moment? Have you then experienced a sinking, sucking blackness as you discover that not all vampires feed on blood—some feed on memories?
Well, have you?
Maybe not. But let me rephrase the question:
Have you ever walked into a room and suddenly forgotten why you came in?

holy fuck

Holy crap

reallyreallarrylove:

katnisshawthorn:

dark-of-the-void:

Next Time You’ll Know Better

Have you ever walked into a room and found a vampire?

No, not the sexy kind, but a foul creature with bony limbs and ashen skin? The kind that snarls as you enter, like a beast about to pounce? The kind that roots you to the spot with its sunken, hypnotic eyes, rendering you unable to flee as you watch the hideous thing uncoil from the shadows? Has your heart started racing though your legs refuse to? Have you felt time slow as the creature crosses the room in the darkness of a blink?

Have you shuddered with fear when it places one clawed hand atop your head and another under your chin so it can tilt you, exposing your neck? Have you squirmed as its rough, dry tongue slides down your cheek, over your jaw, to your throat, in a slithering search that’s seeking your artery? Have you felt its hot breath release in a hiss against your skin when it probes your pulse—the flow that leads to your brain? Has its tongue rested there, throbbing slightly as if savoring the moment? Have you then experienced a sinking, sucking blackness as you discover that not all vampires feed on blood—some feed on memories?

Well, have you?

Maybe not. But let me rephrase the question:

Have you ever walked into a room and suddenly forgotten why you came in?

holy fuck

Holy crap

  #i love this story    #always reblog    #me    #creepypasta  

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

  #is that right?    #are you sure?    #me  
  #still have mine    #and its box    #me    #Gameboy Advance  

popculturebrain:

Final Trailer: ‘X-Men Days of Future Past' - May 23

cant reblog enough

  #Marvel Comics    #MCU    #DOFP    #DFP    #x-men: days of future past    #Wow    #cant get enough    #me  
  #truer words have never been spoken    #me  

Sick

Time for whiskey
time to feel Irish.

  #No scotch sadly    #me    #why is there never scotch when im sick    #first world problems  

#FUCKIN YORICK JOKES WILL BE THE END OF ME
  #thetrickstergoddess    #i feel ya bro    #audible cackling    #me    #YORICK OUT  

Facebook, full of it.

  #me    #trolls    #the internet  

foreverstreetmetalbitchwitch:

About 2 months ago someone asked me if I’d been single. I said “is that a serious question.. Do you know who I am?” Then the explained that not having a boyfriend and being single are 2 different things. When you are single.. You don’t talk to guys. You don’t have sex. And anytime either of those…

apart from this being from a woman’s perspective, i really identify with whats been writen here.

  #foreverstreetmetalbitchwitch    #me    #really well presented    #i thank you