The Calm Before The Storm

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The Doctor will see you now.
Here you will see some NSFW stuff and blogs of everyday life and stuff that i stumblr across on the internets.
Im really into History, Classics, Shakespeare, Books and Comics, Roleplay and Games, and just chatting to like minded people.

Your Resident Kiwi.



Holy shit, my friend couldnt figure out if the webcam had frozen or not earlier today, i do have THAT kinda stare.

  #me    #Libra  


Last fall, Nicolas and Mariah got to tour the Gravity Falls offices and hang out with the staff as part of their wish for the Make A Wish Foundation program. They both got to meet Alex Hirsch and many of the people who work on the show. It was a once-in-a-lifetime experience any fan would love to have.

Nicolas was able to make some edits on an episode while Mariah was able to pitch her ideas for the show to the writers. Both got to see the design process and what exactly goes into making Gravity Falls one of the best shows around. They even got sneak peeks and previews of stuff we won’t even be able to see for months.

Both received lots of great gifts courtesy of the staff. From autographed t-shirts and DVDs to custom artwork, including renditions of themselves as characters in Gravity Falls which you see at the top of this post. Nicolas even got a call from Dipper (Jason Ritter) himself! Even more amazing is that both Nicolas and Mariah both got to voice characters in season 2!

Special thanks to everyone at the Gravity Falls offices who made this happen and were able to give Nicolas and Mariah a day they would never forget. There are some truly great people that work on the show and it shows not just in the animation, but in what they do for their fans as well.

  #Naw    #thats so awesome    #warms my cold little heart    #me    #Make A Wish  
Home made Vanilla Ice Cream with home made Rhubarb and Raspberry Coulis

Home made Vanilla Ice Cream with home made Rhubarb and Raspberry Coulis

  #me    #me and my dad    #we like to work in the kitchen    #Cooks and Bakers beware    #we'd give you a run for your money  








OMFG I… I will try this out asap wow

What a good idea

What this doesn’t take into account is the horizon line or three-point perspective.  Doing straight vertical lines doesn’t really work.  If you’re struggling with perspective, don’t use these kinds of cheats.  You never actually learn anything, except for how to cheat.  And if you don’t know the rules to begin with, cheating just always looks bad.

Three-point perspective is a little more work, but far more effective.


Three-point perspective is where you have a triangle going from two points on your horizon, down to your ground perspective point.  On a lot of simpler pieces, you can fake the ground point, but if you want dramatic angles, three-point perspective is your best friend.  It looks complicated, but that’s what layers and many colours are for. 

And it’s not three-point perspective because there are only three points in the image; every single object should have its own points along the horizon, but they’ll all share the ground point.  By changing the points along the horizon, you create a feeling of disarray and disorganisation.  Not everything in your house is perfectly aligned to one another.  Items are tilted relative to one another.  The more lines you have going everywhere, the more lived-in the scene will look.

  #i love this    #three point and two point perspective is my jam    #me    #art  


"People in musicals sing too much"


"Boys who like musicals must be gay"


"Musicals are repetitive"


"Musicals last way too long"


"Musicals are WAY too cheesy"


"Musicals are just boring"


"Musicals are childish"


"People who like musicals are just sad lonely losers, and—"


  #this    #this post is me    #every part of it speaks to me    #GET OUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE MUSICALS    #Me  

Characters who share the same personality type as you

We really get behind tests and quizzes in my household, so here we go!

I was tagged by thetrickstergoddess

Rules: Find out what characters share the same personality type as you Here and list the characters that you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you tagged them!

If you don’t know your personality type, take the test Here.


Chad - Bleach
Terry McGinnis - Batman Beyond
Zuko - Avatar The Last Airbender
Chuck Bartowski - Chuck
Leeloo - Fifth Element
Alphonse Elric - Fullmetal Alchemist
Lawrence - Lawrence of Arabia 
Christian - Moulin Rouge!

I can be really shy and reserved but have the enthusiasm of a child when it comes to my interests. Basically, I know what i am about, son.

Tagging: candytocumtofuckmebuckynoone-wouldriotforless

Go Go Go! Enjoy!

  #me    #INFP    #myers briggs    #candytocumto    #fuckmebucky    #noone-wouldriotforless    #thetrickstergoddess  


Groundskeeper Willie From ‘The Simpsons’ Weighs in on the Issue of Scottish Independence

  #Down with the british!    #me    #Scottish Pride    #Groundskeeper Willie    #The Simpsons  





I’m so here for this.

So ready

She’s gonna be so cute in this and i love Jamie Foxx

I like it.  This looks like it’s going to be so much fun!

Diaz is the dumb hotel? hmm, i could be interested.

  #try not to theatre rage ant    #please try    #me  


The price of safe sex in New Zealand is $18.99

i maybe too old (26) to still be going to a youth centre, but i still go into the sex clinic and get free rubbers for this exact reasons.

  #Me    #thanks Atomix    #youth centres rock    #call me creepy    #but its the only thing i go their for  
Something smells good.Oh its me.

Something smells good.
Oh its me.

  #Me    #Givenchy    #smells so good  
  #i fucken love foxes    #me  


Never discredit your gut instinct. You’re not being paranoid. Your body can pick up vibrations, some better than others, and if something deep inside you says something’s not right about a person or situation, trust it and keep it pushing. 

#there was this one time mum was in an elevator at her workplace#and some guy got in and everything and nothing about him freaked her the FUCK out#he looked totally normal but her gut was like nah get out#so she did#and a girl got in on the next floor down and this dude held her hostage for something like eight hours#instinct ain’t to be fucked with i s2g

I feel ya, the ammount of times iv had that “feel” and its turned out to be correct, im either Psychic or my stomach is.

  #Me    #Breakups and Deaths    #early warning system    #thetrickstergoddess  


I don’t understand why people aren’t interested in Astronomy.

You can look up into the night sky and see a fucking galaxy with your naked eye. You can see cosmic structures that are millions of light years across and if you don’t think that’s the coolest fucking shit then I don’t know what to tell you.

  #bliss    #me    #i feel ya    #thetrickstergoddess  
  #Me    #gpoy  

Love this. Love anything with penguins really.


Love this. Love anything with penguins really.

  #i fucken love penguins    #me    #i love everything about this photo