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The Calm Before The Storm

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The Doctor will see you now.
Here you will see some NSFW stuff and blogs of everyday life and stuff that i stumblr across on the internets.
Im really into History, Classics, Shakespeare, Books and Comics, Roleplay and Games, and just chatting to like minded people.

Your Resident Kiwi.

I’m really high and this is on my mind

my Chosen Chaos Space Marines champions have Storm Shields
  #me    #stoned    #weed    #mj    #Warhammer 40K    #Chaos Space Marines    #Chaos Chosen    #wanafightaboutit    #storm shields  

Im really high and this is on my mind

Fuck, so like 4 people i know have the same flu type plague thing, and none of them said anything about blood of any form, being coughed up, or shat out, but me, i sneeze out clots, fun times, and my hands look like lecters.

  #me    #stoned    #MJ    #weed    #high    #hannibal    #hannibal lecter  

I walked so faaaaar

This glass of coke is the best thing ever.

But fuck me it was cold out there.

  #home again home again    #giggity gig    #stoned    #me    #winter  

Im really high and this is on my mind

Its really stormy here, so loud that i can hear the Thunder over my headset blaring away, i just want someone to come and watch anime in bed with me, i love storms, but i love cuddles and bed and anime in storms in the autumn/winter moar.

  #me    #personal    #cuddles    #cute    #stoned    #sex    #maybe    #anime    #storms    #weed    #rain    #happy    #funny that    #Ca    #Na    #Da  
"I say Doyle, how about this weather, smashing isnt it?"
"Oh indeed my dear friend Bartimaeus, quite the winters morning, would you like some more Brandy?"
"Please and thank you good sir, say don’t look now, but Lady Penlope has arrived and it appears that she has bought her prize poodle with her, such a shame for her that Rupert here hasn’t had his breakfast yet"

"I say Doyle, how about this weather, smashing isnt it?"

"Oh indeed my dear friend Bartimaeus, quite the winters morning, would you like some more Brandy?"

"Please and thank you good sir, say don’t look now, but Lady Penlope has arrived and it appears that she has bought her prize poodle with her, such a shame for her that Rupert here hasn’t had his breakfast yet"

  #lol    #cats    #stoned    #boose    #Brandy    #Cheater    #Big Cat    #old    #vintage  

Mass Effect 3 screw up?

Anyone else having issues / fun with ME3 multiplayer today? I just logged in to check out my weekend challenge to find that i had to select a character from the get go, my unlocked ones werent there, only the “main races” from the story, and my weapons and loadout already selected.
But wait, theres more.
When i went to the store after doing really well in a silver deploy ( i got top, last man standing, 50 shot gun kills, 75 tech kills, 50 melee kills, 75 kills, and 85k points) to find that the recruitment pack from the facebook pre launch was there again, for free, so i as any normal gamer would do, clicked to get it, instead of spending my credit, and i found that i could keep getting it, half an hour later and countless upgrades for free, i decide that ill post this.
So tell me followers and ME fans alike, have you logged in today to find this?
Or has kiwi just gotten lucky?
Off to have lunch, will check back later.
Rawr.

  #stoned    #ME3    #multiplayer    #Mass Effect    #Bioware    #answers please    #Mass Effect 3    #glitch    #free    #buy now  

Im really high and this is on my mind

Fuck this weed has made me horny!
grrr
/bites hard

  #weed    #high    #stoned    #horny    #sex    #me  

Welcome to my latest batch of followers… Also Rant

Good Day to everyone, and to all my new followers hello and greetings from New Zealand and from me.

I’m a lil stoned and i feel like venting.
Vent: So a few years ago when myself and my mates Grim and Tim were out drinking and he mentioned something about fucking my Ex Maddy, didnt say whether or not it was during before or after we were together. Then the other night Grim and i were driving around and talking and getting high and he said “Ant i gotta get this off my chest, i did fuck Maddy, but it was before you guys were together” and that doesnt bother me that he did, i kinda knew anyway, but what really fucks me off is that Maddy swore black and blue that she had never been with another guy in that way before, and that i was her first, thats what really gets me, is that from the very moment we started going out, the whole relationship was based on a lie. I told Grim that 6 months ago i could have been really cut up about that, but all i felt was betrayal and then nothing, that i was okay about it and i thanked him for being honest with me, but your a liar, couldnt have expected much else from you from the get go i guess. 
If you ever see this or hear about this post, your a fucken lying fucken whore of a cunt, and i hope you die in a fire.

On another note, yay for having debts payed off and having a job so to speak, kinda, not really.

And oh hey, Anon’s, come off anon when you ask me questions, i like to make friends via conversation and asking questions, so feel free to ask me anything, any time.

Chow!

  #blog    #kiwi    #stoned    #high    #weed    #Mj    #Rant    #vent    #not angry    #bitch    #liar    #cheat    #whore    #im better off without you for sure    #me    #personal    #not angry anymore  
wolverinefanblog:

Wolverine vs Superman 2 by ~sketchheavy
This is what happened after Wolverine barbecued Krypto.  Wolvy healed back after time.  Krypto didn’t.

Hmmm, wondering if Supe can bend Adamantium claws or if they can pierce Kryponite skin. 

wolverinefanblog:

Wolverine vs Superman 2 by ~sketchheavy

This is what happened after Wolverine barbecued Krypto.  Wolvy healed back after time.  Krypto didn’t.

Hmmm, wondering if Supe can bend Adamantium claws or if they can pierce Kryponite skin. 

  #stoned    #thoughts    #X-men    #Superman    #Wolverine    #Marvel    #DC comics  

Im really high and this is on my mind

All things considered, i should feel drained, but with still one energy drink to go, im feeling reasonably upbeat, only downer is i had to spend some of the money i had saved up on paying back a govt. wellfare loan for my glasses.
Thanks fullmoon.

  #long night    #stoned    #drunk    #me    #weed  

Im really high and this is on my mind

Soon, soon you will have to make a stand, soon you will have to put your foot in the sand, draw a line and choose your side, where you put your allegiance and who you stand by is your choice, but soon, soon the night will dawn a new day and with that day you must answer a question, the only question in life that matters….

Vegemite or Marmite?

This life changing moment has been bought to you by Anthony Mackenzie and Jack Daniel’s.

  #Stoned    #me    #Ca    #Na    #Da    #Vegemite    #Marmite    #the great debate    #Fuck yeah Vegemite!    #fuck being a true kiwi!    #New Zealanders    #lol    #personal  

Triumph of the evening

Being stoned and getting that Rocky Horror .gifset displaying in the right order.

I was laughing at myself at how stoopid that was.

  #lol    #me    #personal    #stoned    #weed  

Im really High, and this is on my mind.

So im thinking of investing in some traitor guardsmen, or chaos cultist and traitor guardsmen, i think that the Black Legion with Abaddon  and Ahriman of the Thousand sons, deserve some minons and they would fit the bill.

At the moment the prices are really good on Ebay and of course Trademe is shit for Chaos and the current Dark Vengance box is out everywhere so a lot of people are buying them for the new Dick Wings and selling off the chaos stuff, so the main “box” has 20 Cultist and the lowest i have seem them for is like $12.00NZD and thats not too bad, but the guardsmen is going to cut me deep in pricing, they maybe cheap in game to field but shit they coast a bit to requisition in RL.

And boy of boy am i a happy kiwi tonight.

  #and wow you    #weed    #stoned    #so fucken happy    #this year is going to be awesome    #jinxed    #Warhammer 40k    #IG    #Chaos Space Marines    #Cultists  

Im really High, and this is on my mind.

O

MY

FUCKEN

GOD

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND!

All this time… it never even crossed my mind.

Well Done Sir, well done.

  #TribeTwelve    #Noah    #thenimbus    #weed    #stoned    #also beer    #Slenderman  
angryhatter:

The Emperor and his children…..phahaha

Naw!
'Lil Magnus!
Aw Conrad!
Squee! A Wee Russ!:3 

angryhatter:

The Emperor and his children…..phahaha

Naw!

'Lil Magnus!

Aw Conrad!

Squee! A Wee Russ!

:3 

  #lol    #leave me alone    #i had a fucken moment    #alright?    #stoned    #warhammer 40k    #chaos    #Imperium